my parents crack me up

Seeing this notice first thing in the morning, I wasn't sure whether I should get moody (because it kinda sucks to be told to clean an entire house so early in the morning when you're groggy, cranky, AND hungry) or laugh (because, dang it! Who else proclaims your duty as if it's a Qur'anic verse?!).

I decided later that being light hearted about it would be better for my skin.